SHOWS YOU CAN'T MISS

 Alright, thanks for coming out last weekend to see me.  I had a blast.  If you were there Saturday first show, the lady asleep in the audience will rank as one of my favorite moments EVER on stage!  
NOW, some BIG NEWS!
This week legendary comic and good friend RICH VOS of Last Comic Standing, Opie and Anthony Show, Comedy Central and a million other TV shows is in for five great shows.  If you haven't seen Rich, make sure you catch him this time.  He just taped yet another Comedy Central Special and he's absolutely hysterical.  His shows are selling fast, so make the reservation.
THEN APRIL 8, 9 & 10, it's TOM PAPA, THE MARRIAGE REF.  That's right, our friend Tom Papa, who currently is starring on the hottest show on TV, THE MARRIAGE REF, will appear for five shows.  THIS WILL SELL OUT VERY FAST SO STOP READING AND BUY THE TICKETS ALREADY!!  Tom is one of the brightest comics in the field, so don't miss this show.
HE STARTED HERE, that's right - JULIAN McCullough will be here April 15, 16 & 17 for his first shot at headlining THE STRESS FACTORY.  Julian is on fire right now with a brand new COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS and a new game show coming out on COMEDY CENTRAL.  Come see our favorite JULIAN McCULLOUGH
DR. DIRTY will return for a fun filled nasty show on April 22nd, THURSDAY NIGHT ONLY.  Dr. Dirty is another crowd pleaser here at the club and his shows always end with a little ol' Barnacle Bill.  Nothing wrong with that is there?
ROBERT SCHIMMEL.  LEGENDARY.  HOWARD STERN REGULAR.  HBO SPECIALS.  COMEDY CENTRAL.  AUTHOR.  RADIO PERSONALITY.  MOVIES.  He's done it all and he truly is FANTASTIC.  He's here APRIL 23, & 24.  Don't miss this opportunity to see one of the GREATEST COMICS EVER.
MAY 13th JAY MOHR from "GARY UNMARRIED" and about a million other TV SHOWS and MOVIES.  I can't list 'em all.  ONE NIGHT ONLY.  BOOK SIGNING.  HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
These shows are personal favorites for a lot of reasons.  There's a show going on sale tomorrow but I can't tell you now.  It's CRAIG ROBINSON from THE OFFICE and from the New Hit Movie "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE".  You also know him from PINEAPPLE EXPRESS and he's here on MAY 14 & 15 ONLY.  YOU MUST ACT QUICK TO SEE THIS SHOW.